LA Sweat is a Criterium-focused female race team — races include criteriums on the US Pro Road Tour and fixed gear criteriums part of the Redhook Championship Series. While the team began in LA, and the majority of the roster was based, three years later, not a single rider resides in LA – not even the founder. So feel free to pronounce the team name La Sweat, if that helps. Sixty percent of the team, if given the choice, would be a unicorn. 40% would be a mermaid.